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life is precious ... enjoy it ... for there is only one you in the world ...

"isn't it great that i could pass on a dream that i had to give up?"

"for those people who are really listening, they will definitely understand"
04 October 2006
Q n A
lol my friend posted this for me to see ... enjoy ^^

Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirty knees!

Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A penis...even a thought can raise it.

Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

Q. What does a female snail say during sex?
A. Faster, faster, faster!

Q. Why did the lumber truck stop?
A. To let the lumber jack off.

Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A. She wanted to mount the horse her way.

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.

Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss.

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20. why do we live in the past ? ... because the sweetness lingers in our minds ...
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